- Ep: 1
- The Surprise From Planet Uranus
- Disclaimer: The following program contains bathroom humour and sexual innuendo. Viewer abstension is advised.
- Original Movie: "The Brain From Planet Arous" (Oct 1, 1957 - 70 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Steve March played by John Agar
- Disclaimer: The following program contains mature language and subject matter, presented in an extremely immature manner. Viewer discretion is ignored.
- Original Movie: "Hot Rod Girl" (Jul 1956 - 79 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Lisa Vernon played by Lori Nelson
- Ep: 3
- Hercules: Homo Maximus
- Disclaimer: This program has not been altered to fit your television set. Believe it or not, this is the way it came.
- Original Movie: "Hercules" aka "Le Fatiche di Ercole" (Feb 20, 1958 - 107 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Hercules played by Steve Reeves
- Ep: 4
- The Giant Gila Monster
- Disclaimer: The following program contains adult language and situations and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 107.
- Original Movie: "The Giant Gila Monster" (Jun 25, 1959 - 74 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Chase Winstead played by Don Sullivan
- Ep: 5
- Plan 9 From Outer Space
- Disclaimer: The following program contains inflammatory language and subject matter and should only be watched in the presence of a medical professional.
- Original Movie: "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (Jul 1959 - 79 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Eros played by Dudley Manlove
- Disclaimer: The following program is a mistake. We suggest you see what else is on.
- Original Movie: "Atom Age Vampire" aka "Seddok, l'erede di Satana" (May 29, 1963 - 105 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Professor Albert Levin played by Alberto Lupo
- Disclaimer: The following program should never have been produced. The authorities are looking into it.
- Original Movie: "The Wasp Woman" (Feb 12, 1960 - 73 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Eric Zinthrop played by Michael Mark
- Disclaimer: The following program is nothing like the previous program nor is it similar to the program that will follow later. It does, however, bare some similarity to a program that was aired a while ago.
- Original Movie: "Eegah" (Jun 8, 1962 - 90 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Tommy Nelson played by Arch Hall, Jr.
- Disclaimer: The following program has been proven to cause behavioural problems and general ennui in laboratory mice.
- Original Movie: "Destination Moon" (Jun 27, 1950 - 92 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Jim Barnes played by John Archer
- Disclaimer: This program does not contain the "f" word. Viewers are welcome to add it wherever they deem appropriate.
- Original Movie: "Prehistoric Women" aka "Slave Girls" (Jan 25, 1967 - 90 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: David Marchand played by Michael Latimer
- Ep: 11
- Terror in the Rented House
- Disclaimer: This program contains mature situations and disturbing references and without them we wouldn't be getting any audience at all.
- Original Movie: "Terror in the Haunted House" aka "My World Dies Screaming" (1958 - 85 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Sheila Wayne Tierney played by Cathy O'Donnell
- Disclaimer: This program may be offensive to certain people. I think you know the kind I mean. We have purposely kept our ratings low to minimize the damage.
- Original Movie: "Hercules Unchained" aka "Ercole e la Regina di Lidia" (Feb 14, 1959 - 105 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Hercules played by Steve Reeves
- Disclaimer: The following program is an oversight and does not reflect the opinions of the producer, the broadcaster, or either of the viewers.
- Original Movie: "Horror Express" (Dec 3, 1973 - 90 mins)
- Steve Smith as the voice of: Professor Alexander Saxton played by Christopher Lee
Season One
| Written, Directed and Hosted By: | Steve Smith |